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[ectobiological]

INBOX SHIT GOES HERE

Comments

[drunkenfist]

[ yes blush john. blush!!! ]

my inbox is there & open year round for ur spammin pleasure
so plz
spam the fuck away

[ectobiological]

[And then John takes a series of selfies that he promptly instagrams and sends to her.]

[drunkenfist]

[ oH mY GOD JOHN... ]

ok srsly
y r u so sweet & cute
its like you ate all the cake in the world

[ectobiological]

bluuuuuh!!!!!!!!
bluh roxy bluh!!!!

[drunkenfist]

omg
wat kinda heathen doesnt like cake
unless its betty crocker cake bc
tbh
fuck that witch

[ectobiological]

a heathen who has had a year's worth of cake.
a whole year.
but oh man.
you don't like betty crocker either?

[drunkenfist]

o yea thatd make cake p old........

nope
not @ all
she kinda u know
destroyed the earth
like the bluh blu hhuge witch she is

[ectobiological]

i knew she was up to no good.
man that has to suck.
how did she destroy it?
did she put in mind control ingredients into her packaged goods?

[drunkenfist]

no it was
a lot worse
than that...

[ectobiological]

how much worse?
do i even want to know?

1/2

[drunkenfist]

[ there is a loooooong stretch of radio silence from roxy's end, staying quiet as she takes a moment to just.

push it out of her mind. ]

[drunkenfist]

way to bring down the convo bro!!
i should b ther soon
make sure ur lookin hot ;)

[ectobiological]

pfffft whaaaatever.
i am always hot.