i knowwwww right??? but its only bc i dont have enoufh money for flowers otherwise youd be swimmin in fuckin petals so many petals bro youll be coughin em up the rest of the year do u want that bro bc if you i can make it happen i know a guy who knows a guy who knows shit about flowers hes like a master of fuckin flowers ok tihs is so happening you better wear the prettiest dress u got ok do up ur hair all nice and fancy liek wear some pretty eyeshadow pref pink or purple bc itll match the flowers & then i will parade you around like the prize u are make all the peeps jelly STRAP ON UR BOOTS EBGBERT shits getting real
wow you are like... a girl dave except with less rapping. but okay i will wear something i know will impress you. you will be so impressed you will not have any socks because they will have been sooo blown off! assuming that you are going to wear socks to begin with. i will be waiting!! oh, do you know where i live?
[ dude she is so much better than dave, fuck that guy!! ]
that was p much my next question cant woo u if i dont know where you live adn i will be sure to show up w/socks just for the sole purpose of u blowing them off
john i am so completely & totes offended at the implications being tossed round here as if i would get lost on the way to ur fine company since ur so cute ill let it slide but just this once ;) ok i will see you in a bit!!
oh man i am going to blush this is insane. should i just like spam your inbox until you get here? i did want to test out the camera feature on this thing.
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Date: 2012-12-11 04:07 am (UTC)but its only bc i dont have enoufh money for flowers
otherwise youd be swimmin in fuckin petals
so many petals bro youll be coughin em up the rest of the year
do u want that bro
bc if you
i can make it happen
i know a guy who knows a guy
who knows shit about flowers
hes like a master of fuckin flowers
ok tihs is so happening
you better wear the prettiest dress u got ok
do up ur hair
all nice and fancy liek
wear some pretty eyeshadow
pref pink or purple bc itll match the flowers
& then i will parade you around like the prize u are
make all the peeps jelly
STRAP ON UR BOOTS EBGBERT
shits getting real
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Date: 2012-12-11 07:42 am (UTC)a girl dave except with less rapping.
but okay i will wear something i know will impress you.
you will be so impressed you will not have any socks because they will have been sooo blown off!
assuming that you are going to wear socks to begin with.
i will be waiting!!
oh, do you know where i live?
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Date: 2012-12-13 03:05 am (UTC)that was
p much my next question
cant woo u if i dont know where you live
adn i will be sure to show up w/socks just for the sole purpose of u blowing them off
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Date: 2012-12-16 05:20 am (UTC)don't get lost because i do not think i would be able to help you with that...
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Date: 2012-12-16 05:33 am (UTC)as if i would get lost on the way to ur fine company
since ur so cute ill let it slide
but just this once ;)
ok i will see you in a bit!!
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Date: 2012-12-16 06:21 am (UTC)should i just like spam your inbox until you get here?
i did want to test out the camera feature on this thing.
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Date: 2012-12-16 06:23 am (UTC)my inbox is there & open year round for ur spammin pleasure
so plz
spam the fuck away
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Date: 2012-12-16 06:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-17 04:20 am (UTC)ok srsly
y r u so sweet & cute
its like you ate all the cake in the world
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Date: 2012-12-18 12:06 am (UTC)bluh roxy bluh!!!!
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Date: 2012-12-18 05:37 pm (UTC)wat kinda heathen doesnt like cake
unless its betty crocker cake bc
tbh
fuck that witch
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Date: 2012-12-18 06:16 pm (UTC)a whole year.
but oh man.
you don't like betty crocker either?
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Date: 2012-12-18 06:18 pm (UTC)nope
not @ all
she kinda u know
destroyed the earth
like the bluh blu hhuge witch she is
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Date: 2012-12-19 12:21 am (UTC)man that has to suck.
how did she destroy it?
did she put in mind control ingredients into her packaged goods?
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Date: 2012-12-19 12:23 am (UTC)a lot worse
than that...
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Date: 2012-12-19 12:26 am (UTC)do i even want to know?
1/2
Date: 2012-12-19 12:28 am (UTC)push it out of her mind. ]
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Date: 2012-12-19 12:29 am (UTC)i should b ther soon
make sure ur lookin hot ;)
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Date: 2012-12-19 12:49 am (UTC)i am always hot.